Some people think that their pets just don’t care as to how they look. Some other people assume that if you spend too much time grooming or dressing up your pet that you are a little bit crazy. Well, dressing up your animal is no more crazy than taking a cheap flight to Asia to start teaching English as a foreign language on a whim. Okay, that may be a lil crazy. Still, the following 22 animals have absolutely phenomenal fashion sense and you just HAVE to check them out.
The Too-Cool Bunny
Listen up and listen closely: there are very few animals on God’s earth that could pull off this mix of macabre, steampunk, and absolutely fluffy delight without looking like a joke and this bunny nails it. While many people love to dress up their big dogs, we think pulling off a costume with the little guys is just as impressive.
The Chihuahua Companion
What we love most about little dogs, besides how easy they are to train at dog training schools, is that you can dress them up to match your outfit pretty much no matter what. This Chihuahua looks absolutely noble next to its owner and you can tell that both parties spent a lot of time getting their outfit on point. Looking at the state of their clothing we doubt they’ll need any animal charity any time soon.
Too Rad for School
You may not need an elementary education to understand just how rad this dog is, but it wouldn’t hurt. The layering of clothing with the awesome goggles just tells us that this pup was shredding the slopes minutes before the picture was taken. We wish we looked this cool.
Not My Doctor
We’re certain that this is not what they meant when they told us to keep an eye out for good quality cat health care. Still, if you need to head to a vet we suggest skipping any of them with this little feline in their office. We’re not sure that she is licensed at all!
A Super Villain is Born
We didn’t care who this cat was until they put on the hat. This Kremlin-lite meets gangster rap cat is looking every bit as mad as we’d expect it to be with an outfit like that. We aren’t saying that you should sleep with an eye open at night, but we’d definitely look out for those fur free paws coming at you.
A Fashionista Struts
Some people are born with fashion in their bones while others struggle to get it out into the open. This immaculately groomed dog knows how to strut the runway while sporting a fur matching scarf. Take a look at those perfectly groomed ears, just incredible. We’re taking this dog runway a little too serious but screw it, we dig it.
There’s a Cat and Hat joke here…
We are not nearly clever enough to tell you any cat in the hat jokes, but we’re sure that you’ll be able to find one. In any case, the joy on this woman’s face mixed with the absolute loathing in her cat’s face just about says it all. We’re not saying someone is going to poop outside of the litter box but we wouldn’t be surprised if it happened.
Some cats will break your heart with how adorable they are while others will break your heart because of how handsome they look. This cat is definitely honing in on the James Dean meets Elvis look and we have to say that we are a fan. Keep rockin, kitty!
For My Next Magic Trick…
Cats have the incredible ability to just vanish when you need them or want them. This cat is dressed to the 9’s in order to showcase its rare magical skill. We aren’t sure that we’d want this feline in charge of the cutting saw trick.
King Derp Kitty
Some cats are born to rule and others are forced into wearing a crown. We aren’t going to apologize for assuming that this derpy looking cat is probably fitting into the latter category. Still, its eyes are kind of nice. Well, that’s not really much to appreciate.
We didn’t know that animals could have strong political affiliations and we still aren’t sure that this dog knows what its owner has done to it. Either way, this pup’s costume is definitely leaning toward MAGA: making animals great again! We’re sure we can find a Clinton Cat somewhere if we look hard enough.
The Fast Food Gang
This photo op makes us smile as much as it makes us hungry. We’re impressed by how well behaved these beautiful dogs are and we’re almost as impressed by their clever costumes. The pup in the smiley face costume looks just a little too happy to be wearing a ‘Eating Pork’ sign. Someone got into the kitchen…
The Lion Pup
We must have zoned out when we read about this nifty hybrid. What we have here is your classic Photoshop Golden Retriever Tiger. This animal is well regarded for its clearly fake markings and bemusing cat ears. Don’t go trying to breed one of these on your own, you hear me? It’ll only end bad for your dog…
This dog is the health awareness companion to the fast food gang we highlighted above. Though considerably less ‘cool’, Banana Dog is filled with potassium and is definitely good to have as part of your breakfast routine. We’re joking. Don’t eat the dog, please.
Euro Bond Kitty
This ridiculous cat outfit screams European dance music meets off brand Jason Bond villain. Just look into those clear but sad eyes, this cat has definitely seen some things along the way. We love the ascot, for what it’s worth — it really pulls the outfit together.
Magical Mohawk Pupper
Though this dog looks pretty darn rock-tastic we are pretty sure that it didn’t consent to having a mohawk died into its fur. Look at those wide, dilated eyes — it definitely is screaming, ‘You betrayed me.’ Still: rock on, little guy.
90’s Hip Hop Cat
The 90’s were a great decade for hip hop and mainstream rap and this cat seems to have gotten the memo a little bit later, to the tune of nearly 20 years. Pulling off style from Biz Markie and Will Smith, this 90’s hip hop cat is just about as cool as the other side of the pillow.
You May Kiss the Bride
There is something delightful, fascinating, and downright horrible about this picture. It is delightful because it is a photo of two cats, fascinating because they are both dressed up, and horrible because there is someone out there who took the time to do this. Note to self: don’t invite this sort of person over for dinner — they might end up eating you.
Buddy Holly Pupper
There is definitely something to be said for going the understated route when it comes to dressing up your dog. This little terrier is looking hip and fit with a nice little sweater and a white undershirt. We could totally see this dog jamming out some coffee shop blues or ’50s diner rock. Is that weird to admit? It feels weird.
Officer Dog Here
We’re not sure that this dog is a puppy and we’re pretty sure that it is definitely a little too humanoid for our comfort. This excellent photo is hopefully a photoshop or a really clever angle trick. If this is in fact a real, big, dog in a coat then we suddenly have a new fear that we have to stay abreast of. The aviators really pull the outfit together, too.
Furry in Fashion
As we said above: some dogs are born with fashion in their bones and others have to force it out. This dog pulls together the scarf, leather jacket, and aviator combo like it absolutely does not care — the key to great fashion. Sad to say, but this dog is too cool to be our friend.
To close out our descent into madness we hereby provide you with the Ultimate Squad Goals picture. We wish we had a squad like this at our back.