“That’s Nun Of Your Business”
“What do you have under your robe?” asked the TSA officer. “That’s nun of your business!” answered the nun. And they laughed and laughed and laughed. At least that’s how I imagined it. It was probably just standard procedure questions.
Max Speed 80 Mph
These two brainiacs were spotted cruising down the highway with their luggage trailing behind them. Late for their flight from LAX, and wanting to save a buck on taxi fare, they decided to add a couple of wheels to their motorcycle. Whether the luggage wheels could withstand that speed and distance is a mystery that only this pair can answer.