Don’t Be Afraid
“‘There’s nothing to be afraid of’, they said. ‘Put your head between your legs’, they said.'” Perhaps he should wait until he gets onto the plane before he starts his fear-crunching routine.

Don’t Be Afraid
You Could Have Taken Your Belt Off
There comes a point when the metal detectors have beeped so many times that you don’t know what to do. You’ve removed every single item of clothing that could possibly be causing the ruckus so you need to take the next step… right into the x-ray machine.

You Could Have Taken Your Belt Off